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Hello, my name is Matthew, and I will be your skipper for the duration of this blog. I would like to think of myself as a politically and socially aware blogger but in all honesty I am probably not. Basically my blog is a jumbled mess of Doctor Who, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Torchwood, Sherlock, Community, Modern Family, Parks and Recreation, Spongebob, Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock, Battleground, Portlandia, Bob's Burgers, Cabin Pressure, musicals, theme parks, disney, pictures of my face, and an overabundance of text posts. This blog is basically me freaking out over things and then making caustic remarks about them later. (I use enthralling words such as caustic, I know, you are moonstruck right now. Look it up in the dictionary, you inquisitorial individual) Presently apprehending the following literary work: Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro

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mangocianamarch:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I’m pretty sure at some point during the Avengers I turned to my friend and said “Wow the Fantastic Four are a bunch of dicks if they’re not responding to this.”

#Spider-man gets a pass because he’s probably in school or some shit

#Well #The Fantastic Four #are down one guy #because he turned into #Captain America


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nonsequiturtle replied to your post: I honestly don’t know if any female…
I think this is an oversimplification of what feminist critiques of media mean, but I think whoever you saw calling so many characters sexist was probably oversimplifying too, so don’t sweat it

Yeah I am trying not to direct this at all feminists because honest to god 99% are pretty fucking amazing and some tv shows do need a good dash of feminism.

I agree that there aren’t enough female leads in tv shows, and when we have them they aren’t that great of characters. I agree that we need better written women in tv, and that women aren’t just side characters for the men.

but arghhh i just DON’T kNoW BLEHADKLSF;ADRHHHHHGGJGJGJJGJGHGHHHHH

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mrpondismypatronus:

playitagain:

5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011


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krikopol-kristina:

David Tennant, Billie Piper, Catherine Tate & John Barrowman


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In which the Human Torch legit believes he’s being punk’d by Ashton Kutcher.

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So I am dying right now listening to the Kids Bop version of “The One That Got Away” because they changed the lyrics so much but the most hilarious one is that they replaced “We bought matching tattoos” to 

“You bought me some balloons” 

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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

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countryr0ads:

its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres

they still arent in new york

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