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Well I like Frosty the Snowman

Hi I'm Matthew and I can't tell if we are using text language ironically anymore. (Also if you are sensitive to flashing gifs in any way please install this before you go on my blog.)

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Jun 18 '13
ogyawn: fuck wat da operator said

ogyawn:

fuck wat da operator said

(Source: toughener)

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Jun 18 '13
docgelegentlich: snowybean1234: turntechgoddamnit: toastradamus: pizzaforpresident: WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO TURBO SHIT BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION Sometimes Tumblr is just perfect.

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

Sometimes Tumblr is just perfect.

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Jun 18 '13

(Source: sassbrit)

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Jun 18 '13

(Source: semicolonoscopy)

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Jun 18 '13

A dystopian teen novel set in a future where the only currency is cheese.

3 notes

Jun 18 '13
spic-a: Cold Miserable Wales by Je ne suis pas Français on Flickr.

spic-a:

Cold Miserable Wales by Je ne suis pas Français on Flickr.

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Jun 18 '13
broadwaycom: Santino Fontana and Josh Gad join Disney’s FROZEN, starring Jonathan Groff & Idina Menzel

broadwaycom:

Santino Fontana and Josh Gad join Disney’s FROZEN, starring Jonathan Groff & Idina Menzel

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Jun 18 '13

togmami:

freddybenson:

remember when icarly was still airing

let it go freddy

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Jun 18 '13

(Source: wantsauce)

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Jun 18 '13

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

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Jun 18 '13

espeonsilverfire2:

findingschmomo:

browncoat-named-cauthon:

excitabletortoise:

god bless america

I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.

I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

(Source: 8bitmonkey)

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Jun 18 '13
swimminginmainstream: bless my soul herc was on a roll

swimminginmainstream:

bless my soul herc was on a roll

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Jun 18 '13

theokatzmans:

grace helbig more like grace hel…lo oh my god hi did you fall from heaven because you…fell from…wait *shuffles notecards* are you from colorado because…wait shit come back grace you’re my favorite love me

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Jun 18 '13

wolfbiyo:

If you want to help us, please don’t come to the World Cup, or the Olympics.

(Source: hachibe)

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Jun 18 '13

fishingboatproceeds:

effyeahnerdfighters:

50 Ways to Pretend to Be Smarter

In which Grace teaches you how to fake being smarter than you are in 50 easy steps. Some of them might possibly involve cheese. Maybe. 

Today’s paternity leave video is brought to you by the delightful: http://www.youtube.com/dailygrace

A+++. Who needs me when there is Grace?

(Alice is doing great. Thanks for all your kind wishes.)

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